1 What do you think of me, [iTunes]?
Romantic Atmosphere - She Loves Me
Ok - so I'm romantic? Or do I give off a romantic atmosphere? And why do I still have that show on my ipod? P.S. Need I point out it starts with a crash, which was scarily unexpected!
2 Will I have a happy life?
Crime of the Century - Ragtime
It seems bad at first glance, BUT it's actually about Evelyn Nesbit whose husband shot her "lover" (i hate that word, but it's what he was) and about how it's this huge scandal and she became a big star because of it. That's kind of happy-ish, right?
3 What do my friends really think of me?
No Matter What - Beauty and the Beast
"You're all I've got, no matter what!" Awwwwww!
4 Do people secretly lust after me?
All I Ask of You (reprise) - Phantom of the Opera
Not JUST Raoul, but the Phantom too. Boo-ya!
5 How can I make myself happy?
Go the Distance - Hercules
This one needs no explanation.
6 What should I do with my life?
Upon These Stones (Building the Barricade) - Les Miserables
My Mission is clear!
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Pandemonium - 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Actually very appropriate: "Life is random and unfair: life is pandemonium!"
8 How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Why Have You Brought Us Here? - Phantom
I'll leave the interpretation to you...
9 Will I ever have children?
Javert's Suicide - Les Miserables
Oooookkkkkkkkkkkk.....I guess not?
10 Will I die happy?
Wonderful Guy - South Pacific
With a wonderful guy, I would die happy!
11 Can you give me some advice?
Climb Ev'ry Mountain - Sound of Music
Imagine how loudly I laughed!
12 Do you know where your children are?
Urinetown - Urinetown, the Musical
Enough said.
13 What do you think happiness is?
To Life - Fiddler on the Roof
L'chiam!
14 What's your favourite fetish?
Be Our Guest - Beauty and the Beast
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...so I guess dancing and singing kitchen utensils?
If y'all want to play, put your ipod on "Shuffle Songs" then ask it questions.
